FANDOM


If You Can Afford Me
If you can afford me slushie
Album: Single
Released: December 20, 2012
By: Katy Perry
Sung by: The Unitards Girls
Solos: Harmony, Justine, Laura, Teddy, June, Poppy, Carlton, Liz & Amanda
Place: Jackson High School auditorium
Episode: Almost There
If You Can Afford Me is a song originally by Katy Perry. It was sung by The Unitards Girls in the first half to the nineteenth episode of the first season of Glee: The UnitardsAlmost There. The song is led mostly by Laura.

LyricsEdit

Harmony:
If you want me
The cherry on top
The pick of the pack
The créme de la crop
If you want me
You better do better than that tonight

Harmony and Justine:
Oh, oh

Justine:
If you want me
It takes more than a wink
And more than a drink
And more than you think
If you want me
You're gonna have to break the bank tonight (The Unitard Girls: ooh)

Laura:
'Cause some don't have the paitence
Some call me high-maintenance
But you, pay the bill
'Cause, that's the deal

Laura with The Unitard Girls:
If you wanna ride
Just name your price
Don't play cheap, with your heart
Don't make a bet
If you can't write the check
For me, for me
'Cause I can be bought
But you'll pay the cost

Laura:
If you can afford me

Teddy:
If you want me
I'm not a piece of ass
A one night stand
A storage shed
I think you'd better walk by (June: by)
Tonight

Teddy and June:
Oh, no

June:
If you want me
Then stop begging
I don't put out for charity
If you want me
There's no discount price tonight (The Unitard Girls: ooh)

Poppy:
But I don't need your dollar bills
I just want something real
'Cause, nothing's free
Except lovin' me

Laura with The Unitard Girls:
If you wanna ride
Just name your price
Don't play cheap, with your heart
Don't make a bet
If you can't write the check
For me, for me
'Cause I can be bought
But you'll pay the cost

Laura:
If you can afford me

Carlton and Liz:
If you want me
The cherry on top
The pick of the pack

Liz, Carlton and Amanda:
The créme de la crop

Laura with The Unitard Girls:
If you wanna ride
Just name your price
Don't play cheap, with your heart
Don't make a bet
If you can't write the check
For me, for me
'Cause I can be bought
But you'll pay the cost

Laura:
If you can afford...

Laura with The Unitard Girls (Poppy):
If you wanna ride (ride)
Just name your price (your price)
Don't play cheap, with your heart (ooh)
Don't make a bet (don't make a bet)
If you can't write the check (the check)
For me, for me (oh!)
'Cause I can be bought (yeah)
But you'll pay the cost (the cost)

Laura:
If you can afford me...

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.